Anonymous said: How do you get your hair so perfect?

I wash it in the tears of my haters..

I can’t believe I just pulled this answer out of nowhere.

Lmfao <3 

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orgasm-station:

oh-look-lesbians:

Unfff

Nom nom nom! 😍

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spenceromg:

SOMEONE FINALLY SAID IT

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ME: I'm leaving.

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ME: *reblog*

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ME: Ok. I'm leaving...

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theblackandgreenmartian:

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bellecosby:

I FUCKING CAN’T DEAL 

oh my god

give this child’s parents a medal.

How I’m a dress my kids when I have them.

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